Because I feel l like must write something.

Two questions were posed to me recently. One by my mother, who I'm pretty sure was being sarcastic, but since she asked me via email, I couldn't be sure. The other by a comedian whose name escapes me right now. He was on Comedy Central the other night. Jeff Dye. Jason Dye. Something Dye.

Question from my mother: There are Orthodox Jews and there are the hardcore Hassidic Jews. Does that mean that Catholics are just Un-Orthodox Jews?

Good question. I'm not a theologian, but I know one, and I'm going to ask her. I just hope she doesn't un-friend me after the fact.

Question by the comedian: How come when a chick sleeps with like eleventy billion guys, she's called slutty, or a whore, but when a guy does it, he's a homosexual?

Here comes the uber-abrupt ending because I don't know what else to say.